The Eleventh Commandment

Growing up, I actually thought it was one of the original ten (but I also thought Juneau was on an island until I was twelve, so I wasn't always tuned in to reality).

NO READING AT THE TABLE

Followed closely, of course, by

FOUR ON THE FLOOR

and

DON'T STICK YOUR TONGUE TO THE MONKEY BARS WHEN IT'S COLD OUT!

My kids are growing up thinking the most important commandments are

NO WHISTLING IN THE HOUSE,

THE DRIVER CONTROLS THE RADIO,

and

USE A TISSUE!

I wonder what other tapes will play in their heads when they're older. What was the eleventh commandment at your house?