Self-discovery du Jour

I would make a terrible migrant worker.

1. I don't like working in direct sun (a remnant of a time when only mad dogs and Englishmen...)
2. I can only lean over for about 20 minutes at a time.
3. Wet plants make my arms itch.
4. I like to nibble as I harvest.
5. I like having my own house with my own stuff.