The old oven fizzled and sparked,
Electrical blue currents arched.
With a pop and sput,
microwave went kaput,
And they saw that it no longer warked.
He stayed up until midnight and past,
To put in the new one, right fast.
Cuz' he knew in the morn,
She'd be awfully torn
'Tween the ov'n and skillet, ir'n cast.
Electrical blue currents arched.
With a pop and sput,
microwave went kaput,
And they saw that it no longer warked.
He stayed up until midnight and past,
To put in the new one, right fast.
Cuz' he knew in the morn,
She'd be awfully torn
'Tween the ov'n and skillet, ir'n cast.
One good turn another deserves,
So she cranked out some meals and preserves.
25, if you please,
Some for now, some to freeze,
"Love you, too," she did say with hors d'oeuvres.
2 comments:
As handyman Edwin's an great asset.
That broke nukin' oven? He just trashed it!
Hung a new micro-cooker
And delighted each looker -
His wife, all his girls, and the bassett.
You guys are too funny.
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